Now Here.

Welcome to McStalldrums, may I take your order?

In case you were wondering, "stalldrums"is my term for when you're procrastinating, and yet you are bored. It's the strange guilt complex I have that prevents me from studying, and yet prohibits me from entertaining my self with all my new excess time-- and so i must sit in my room and count specks on the wall. It is karmic. The stalldrums.

The five best things in the world right now are:

1. Cardamom Pods
2. Glow-in-the-dark paint
3. Free Paper Samples
4. Haw Flakes
5. My foamy-egg-crate thing on my bed.

(just in case you were wondering).


For the next three weeks, excitement will be sparse here at Rancho Squiffy. That is because I am a lamebutt & I never do my work. Even the work I like to do. Why is that?

You! Yes, you. I'm sorry I never write anymore, I am preoccupied with silly things like work and school. I know, I know, it's no excuse... You know that you're more important than anything to me... I'll make it up to you somehow... (keep writing though and I'll get guiltier and you'll get nice presents in the mail).


Are you confused by the [new] design? help is here.

PLEASE STOW YOUR TRAY TABLES IN THEIR UPRIGHT POSITION. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR FLIGHT.